ReQSST off

Requesting off from work when you have too many QSSTs to complete.

Tyrant: Hey can you do me a favor? I need to ReQSST off from work tomorrow. Can I trust you to do all my work?

Big Easy: Bro I would but.... I don’t work with you anymore.

Tyrant: Shit that’s right. Guess I’ll hit up Phil Collins.

by Stoney69 September 21, 2019

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dropp off

Walking or hiking Winchester Tennessee mountains half way or to the top and then u come up too a sudden drop 400 feet down sudden drop leads to death

Dropp Off. Hiking with my wife and suddenly she over the hedge of the mountain and she drops off 400 feet down too her death

by Lovin wife September 28, 2019

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National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

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Slip Off

Foot job involving a woman wearing slippers.

Sarah gave me a slip off last night.

by IAmRoot October 9, 2019

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hacked off

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.

Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK

by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019

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