When you are getting a blumkin in a portapottie, and someone decides to tip the portapottie as you are getting your blumkin, sending yours, and other peoples shit all over you... chicks seem to dig it
by matt kemme August 14, 2006
When a gay man humps another gay man in the ass and just before climax the gay man clenched his ass and severely hurts the other ones dick
by yesiamhere February 03, 2015
during sexual intercourse you fill your mates anus with jam or jelly after this has been done he/she stands up and aims her anus directly into your mouth and proceeds do deficate jelly and all.
sexdumbdirty jellyfish
by sexy boy82 November 27, 2009
When she whipped down that g-string and showed me her dirty banjo, I forgot what I was talking about.
by doox December 29, 2006
Courtney Gerrish of WTMJ-TV Channel 4 in Milwaukee was the reporter on a story about "Dirty Dining." She's tall, thin, blonde........I'd like to do a little dirty dining with her...on my face!!
by earpuller July 14, 2006
The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.
by Silly Stan August 03, 2009