Cuntimony

Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).

Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

by Newman336 July 29, 2013

cuntsmack

Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.

You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.

by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.

My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.

by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014

Cuntability

The ability to be a cunt with little to no effort.

Amy has great Cuntability!

by Mr Munt May 24, 2014

Cuntaggedon

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

cuntruck

A violent form of scissoring. Two women take a running legs first dive into each other to perform scissoring.

Kay and Sophia finished off the night with some cuntrucking as standard sissoring was not sufficient to quell their colossal appetites for lesbian sex.

by buffetraider April 16, 2016

cuntwah

Noun; a word that is used in place of cunt/twat when you're fancy; to be used to describe a person who is a bitch

That girl thinks she's funny but she's a Cuntwah.

That girl is out with her best friend's boy...she's a cuntwah.

by LakeBitch August 21, 2017