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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Flopping like a fish

When you (male) flop your dick like a fish that beached itself.
This is the third time you’ve been flopping like a fish, John. It’s getting old!
by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025
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i like pnut

What you say when someone shoves a SUNshinelollipop on your msn nick. Typically a billy or bile. Not a Wendy.
Girl: sunshinelollipop put that as your nick.
Bile: I like pnut.
by Cowgirlnumbertwo May 19, 2021
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Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.
Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.
by Darblonks July 21, 2009
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