two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018

paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".

"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"

by LingoOG September 22, 2017

spawn bag

A pregnant woman.

Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.

by JoeyBomm October 6, 2021

Rubbing the Bag

When you're with her and just massaging to the point where the bag is no longer in wherever is being massaged and touched.

YOOO. I was rubbing the BAG out of her clit dude it was crazy.

by Bagman45 April 26, 2019

Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

Bag

Noun - A skin sack on males that contains and protects testicles. Also known as the scrotum and/or sack.

The hair removal specialist attempted to avoid Injuring Jimmy’s taint and bag when pulling off the wax.

by Varmit55 August 16, 2019

Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).

Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.

by Razzhead January 11, 2008