On Vaginal Support

A broad term describing a condition wherein a female calls in sick to work the day after a night of strenuously exhausting wild sex (often with multiple partners of varied sexual orientation).

Dude1: I noticed that hot bisexual chick Vicky called in sick today.
Dude2: Yeah I heard she's on vaginal support after attending that LGBT coming-out party.
Dude1: !?

by To M Paine October 27, 2009

vaginize

To destroy, take over or conquer a vaginal region, often erecting a flag to represent ownership.

I would like to vaginize that death lady.

by Lorien King May 14, 2011

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

vaginal conceit

a woman's belief that all she has to do is show up and take off her clothes when she is having sex, as opposed to actually moving.

Her vaginal conceit is off the chain. She doesn't move at all during sex.

by drbillyg April 25, 2014

Vaginal Reject

A female that refuses to allow her bf to fap

Man shes such a Vaginal Reject I cry then I can't fap

by Vaginial reject May 30, 2014

Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

vaginer diner

Performing oral sex on a female

Ex. Hey Jesse how was her vaginer diner ?

by Jake steel December 11, 2013