Sabre Tooth Tiger

An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.

Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!

by mrbearsh May 30, 2009

Douche Tooth

wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness

Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.

As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.

by boredinoakley October 3, 2009

Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as

Term of affection about a third party

I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste

by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

chip tooth

messed up grill aka teeth

"look at that chiptooth fag"

by Cheryl September 25, 2003

Swedish Toothache

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.

After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.

by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010

Sharp Toothbrush

something to cut your teeth on

man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 28, 2010

toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006