two leg

Noun. Scottish/Cumbernauld slang for a two litre (2L) bottle of strongbow.

'Scuse me mate you couldn't gea us a jump in for a two leg could you ?

by Wits it called January 3, 2014

Two-faced

When someone acts nice around you but talks shit behind your back

Emma and Leah are both two-faced. They only talk to me when nobody else is around

by Dinobeth July 28, 2016

Two Fang

A delinquent person tending to follow ones own morals of eating KFC while being sexually aroused to spider-man toys.

I heard Pete is Two Fang

The children are all Two Fang

by xX_BallSack_Xx February 2, 2017

two stack

A pile of shit. A stack of number 2.

"The bathroom stinks. Ben just dropped a two stack."

by ArnoldKY August 22, 2011

one-two

1.To "manually pleasure" a girl

I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

by getyourhaircut October 28, 2007

two sense

Using your two sense-your own knowledge to be used in a situation that is simple.

Caribbean influenced saying/word.

Fam use ur two sense and figure it out your self

by Wavy Brazy January 28, 2018

Two-way

A dildo that has an inner penis that can supply pleasure to both involved...

a girl that gives it to another, in the two-way dildo.

by samlovescunt February 3, 2010