A living, breathing human being, whom is obviously not a teenage girl, that dislikes a series of books called, "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer. These idiotic humans usually verbally attack twilighters saying things like "Dude, Edward isn't real." Or "Dude, they're just books." Also, "Dude, Edward is a fag."
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Becky: "So are you going out with Brad on Friday?"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
by Alayna2765 December 17, 2008
Get the Anti-Twilighter mug.A book written by Stephenie Meyer. It is loved by obsessed Edward-lovers and hated by people just because every one tells them it's cool to hate twilight.
The books were just like any other good books, nothing too demanding or difficult, just a nice book you would read on the beach. But since this huge hype started, hearing the word "twilight" annoys me already, and it makes people, who never bothered to read it, hate it.
The books were just like any other good books, nothing too demanding or difficult, just a nice book you would read on the beach. But since this huge hype started, hearing the word "twilight" annoys me already, and it makes people, who never bothered to read it, hate it.
Normal person who read "Twilight": "It's a quite nice book. No Shakespeare, but just like any other easy-to-read book."
Obsessed little fan: "OMG it's lyke SOO AMAZINQQ duhh imma marry EDWARD hahaha <33333"
Average People: "I never read it, and I don't have an own opinion. All I do is saying I hate it and diss it, when really it's the FANS that freak me out!!!!!"
Obsessed little fan: "OMG it's lyke SOO AMAZINQQ duhh imma marry EDWARD hahaha <33333"
Average People: "I never read it, and I don't have an own opinion. All I do is saying I hate it and diss it, when really it's the FANS that freak me out!!!!!"
by Klakakaka February 1, 2010
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Katie: you stole my ipod with out asking
Kirsten: no I didn't!
Katie: yes you did! who else will steal it?
Kirsten & Katie : mooooooooom!?
mom: what is it?!
Katier & Kirsten: were jus having a twights.
Kirsten: no I didn't!
Katie: yes you did! who else will steal it?
Kirsten & Katie : mooooooooom!?
mom: what is it?!
Katier & Kirsten: were jus having a twights.
by twinocdier December 27, 2009
Get the Twights mug.About a klutzy, whiny, stupid, two-faced b-tch so-called 'heroine'who can't walk in a straight line. Her name is Bella. Bella's parents are divorced and she lives with her Dad. Her Dad is a blind motherf-cking retard who does not do ANYTHING to be a good father. Bella has to choose between an annoying, stalker so-called 'vampire' (who f-cking sparkles, and his name is Edward) and a manipulative, jacka-s, pedophile werewolf named Jacob. Edward's main hobby is watching Bella sleep. Most people would find this creepy, but now it's accepted because everything Edward does is apparently "gorgeous and perfect". Edward also enjoys eating lions and smashing things to show how 'strong' he is. Edward is a 118 year old virgin, which is not surprising at all. Edward, being a p-ssy, runs away to Italy and wants to kill himself for Bella's 'safety'.Jacob's main hobby taking off all of his shirts and throwing them into the trash (if he even owns a shirt). Jacob also has an anger management problem. He is a borderline pedophile who falls in love with vampire babies. He thinks that he is so motherf-cking gorgeous and wants to have puppies with Bella, up until he meets Renesemee, now he wants to have puppies with Renesmee.
Each book of the series is a desperate rant from Bella ESPECIALLY in New Moon, in which Bella turns into a complete f-cking zombie. Bella ends up getting married with Edward at the age of 18 and they have a half vampire baby.
Each book of the series is a desperate rant from Bella ESPECIALLY in New Moon, in which Bella turns into a complete f-cking zombie. Bella ends up getting married with Edward at the age of 18 and they have a half vampire baby.
An excerpt from all of the books:
Twilight:
*In Bella's room, at night, Bella's sleeping*
Edward: I like watching you sleep, it's fascinating
New Moon:
Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.
Eclipse:
Edward: Do you know how important you are to me? Any concept of how much I love you?
Bella: I know how much I love YOU.
Breaking Dawn:
Jacob: The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee.
Twilight:
*In Bella's room, at night, Bella's sleeping*
Edward: I like watching you sleep, it's fascinating
New Moon:
Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.
Eclipse:
Edward: Do you know how important you are to me? Any concept of how much I love you?
Bella: I know how much I love YOU.
Breaking Dawn:
Jacob: The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee.
by thehungergamesnumber1fan November 18, 2012
Get the Twilight mug.For all of those vampire haters. Twilight is not a piece of trash. It is a good book and no it is not a waste of time. And for those who think that I am trying to defend twilight because I am a twilight or Edward Cullen fan we'll guess what your wrong I'm a harry potter fan. Twilight is the misjudged book by all of you haters. It is a book in which one gets to fall in love with the characters. Only a book that good can rival the harry potter series. We are all entitled to are own opinion but if all you have to say is trash than say nothing at all. Twilight is an amazing book to read. From day one and your heart is stuck in the world of Twilight forever. It is outstanding and will change you forever. Once inside your their forever until the very end. For those who have never read this book I recommend that you do. It is beyond what words can describe. The start of a whole new world......and than reality. This book will get you reading forever.
Twilight the first book in a series. Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. It is sometimes misjudged so before going on and listening to others I suggest you give it a chance and READ
Reality back to the world in which you belong after taking seconds thinking back and wanting more of the book
Reality back to the world in which you belong after taking seconds thinking back and wanting more of the book
by Brandon Dora February 3, 2014
Get the Twilight mug.A group organized to create a strong pranking cell in a town, in which its members engage in pranks across the town no matter the receiver, even if it is a member, everyone is free game. The society allows for those most proud to share their talents, and accomplishments with those of common interests in this science. Following a strict 'Within Reason' code.
"Only rule, don't talk about it."
'Within Reason' is dictated by the mini cells themselves, there is no common code of conduct.
Pranksters version of Fight club. No matter a persons status we are all fair game.
"Only rule, don't talk about it."
'Within Reason' is dictated by the mini cells themselves, there is no common code of conduct.
Pranksters version of Fight club. No matter a persons status we are all fair game.
The Society of the Twilight has given the common prankster a home and brethren to relate to and understand.
by Society of the Twilight January 19, 2008
Get the Society of the Twilight mug.Most things here for Twilight are written by people who are completely biased against it, and want to make sure whoever reads their definitions will join their little army. It's pathetic, so I will write mine as unbiased as I can (I will still write my opinions though).
This is a book written by Stephenie Meyer that has taken the hearts of teenage girls (and boys, possibly) everywhere across the country. I personally think it is very good, though some people think it isn't. I think that they think they can't like it because it's so popular and they don't want to be part of the crowd.
Bella Swan is a clumsy 17 year old that moves to the rainy town of Forks, from Phoenix. She meets Edward Cullen, who appears to hate her, though he saves her from being crushed by a truck. Eventually, it turns out the he is a vampire and she smells better to him than anyone else in the world. For some strange reason, this means that he loves her, and she loves him right back. In the first book, another vampire, James, chases Bella to Phoenix and attempts to kill her. Edward saves her. They go to the prom, even though Bella INSISTS that they don't.
Now this is my opinion. I'm not saying you have to agree with it.
I don't like Bella because she HATES with a strong, strong passion: presents, dancing, parties, groups of people, good attention, boys liking her, money being spent on her, etc. etc. etc.
Edward, I also don't like because he hates Jacob so much, and has no real reason to. Jacob loves Bella too. Oooooh, what a crime.
No offense to edward and bella lovers.
*Jacob is not even close to being a main character in the first book, but after that, he is. In case you're confused why people talk about him, and you've only read the first book.
This is a book written by Stephenie Meyer that has taken the hearts of teenage girls (and boys, possibly) everywhere across the country. I personally think it is very good, though some people think it isn't. I think that they think they can't like it because it's so popular and they don't want to be part of the crowd.
Bella Swan is a clumsy 17 year old that moves to the rainy town of Forks, from Phoenix. She meets Edward Cullen, who appears to hate her, though he saves her from being crushed by a truck. Eventually, it turns out the he is a vampire and she smells better to him than anyone else in the world. For some strange reason, this means that he loves her, and she loves him right back. In the first book, another vampire, James, chases Bella to Phoenix and attempts to kill her. Edward saves her. They go to the prom, even though Bella INSISTS that they don't.
Now this is my opinion. I'm not saying you have to agree with it.
I don't like Bella because she HATES with a strong, strong passion: presents, dancing, parties, groups of people, good attention, boys liking her, money being spent on her, etc. etc. etc.
Edward, I also don't like because he hates Jacob so much, and has no real reason to. Jacob loves Bella too. Oooooh, what a crime.
No offense to edward and bella lovers.
*Jacob is not even close to being a main character in the first book, but after that, he is. In case you're confused why people talk about him, and you've only read the first book.
by TOGEPI :) August 14, 2009
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