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david bowie tights 

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013

black tights matter 

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere
I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights 

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*

Wank Tights 

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.
Wank Tights by haybarner January 22, 2010

tightsaholic 

A tightsaholic is someone who is obsessed with tights or has a fetish for tights. Generally someone who likes tights more than the average person.
Wow her legs looks so sexy in her tights”-Jeff
“You must be a tightsaholic”-Bill
tightsaholic by Unknown-245 February 5, 2018

Slidey Tights 

One Whos so slidey she can barely keep her tights up
slidey tights eg angie hughs kilcooley estate bangor