tickle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to tickle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

by margrette sees January 23, 2013

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rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

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Hand Tickle Five

A elegantly creepy twist to everyone's favorite past time. The "High Five." This is performed on the unsuspecting victim under the guise of a regular "five." Both participants hands are raised up in the traditional fashion, however, as the palms meet, the attacker quickly springs to action dragging their fingertips across the victim's palm leaving the victim confused, grossed-out, and overall, a bit upset.

Christine "GOOD JOB!! High five?"

*raises hand

*slap

Adrian "Oh my God. What the hell did you just do to me?!?!"

Christin "Hand Tickle Five!!! Muahahah!!!!"

by bigreded December 7, 2009

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Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010

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