you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.

Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016

green's theorem

A theory in multivariable calculus which connects line integrals with double integrals.

She used green's theorem to solve her calculus problem.

by mvcalc July 10, 2019

Bed Pussy Theorem

Anything and everything can be applied as the less lewd version of something else.

The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.

by CoochPunter July 28, 2019

Take'em down thru there

Letting someone know to take advantage of the opportunitiy to take advantage of any situation.

If they want to pay you more money for the same job, then take'em down thru there.

by Tootie Sprinkle November 23, 2019

You ain’t wrong there

When someone ain’t wrong. Or knows it

Example,

Girl : wow your dick is big!

Man: you ain’t wrong there

Can add bud if needed for extra effect or fucking

‘you ain’t fucking wrong there bud’

Person 1.
Bleddy hell that must of hurt

Person 2.

You ain’t wrong there

by rupert o'johnson February 13, 2020

ask that one right there

When you're angry at the person who has wronged you and is not worth addressing properly at that moment. It is almost like the "Bye, Felicia" phrase but is a bit more disrespectful in both a formal and informal setting (professional and/or public). Concept is still the same.

Friend: You alright?
You: I was, but now I'm not.
Friend: Why?
You: Ask that one right there.

Co-worker 1: Did you drink my cranberry juice?
Co-worker 2: Wait, that was your cranberry juice?
Co-worker 1: I'm asking you about it, so...
Co-worker 2: How was I supposed to know it was yours?
You: Hey guys! Huh...what's going on?
Co-worker 1: Ask that one right there.

Manager: Why did you leave late last night? You are thirty minute overtime.
You: Ask that one right there.

by 4llab0ut$ June 24, 2020