town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

by Silver G. December 15, 2010

town of hillsboro

stuck shit baseball players whose parents always complain about calls then go face-to-face with coach and threaten to kill them.

hillsboro parent: "thats a shit call!!!!"
PDC parent: "we don't appreciate what you said"
***PDC PARENT GETS CHASED AND THREATEN BY WILD AND DRUNK HILLBILLY***
the town of hillsboro is always full of drunks

by KUMMQUAT July 9, 2018

town city

when u go down on a girl

i’m bout to go to town city

by malachi_jade_ November 23, 2021

bing town

the act of getting high or being high - pending on what tense you use it in, or with

"Charlie took the bus to bing town."

"I just came back from bing town."

"Tony let's go to bing town."

by dan0h January 18, 2014

H-Town

A slang-term for the german city of Hannover. Possibly derived from the slang-term for the US-city of Houston, Tx.

"The King of H-Town used to rule over all of Great Brittain."
"Der König von H-Town hat über ganz Grossbrittanien geherrscht." (german)

by Betelgeuser January 30, 2019

Hoopie Town

Sebring OH... where you're a hoopie lifer, an import hoopie, or a boomerang hoopie.

Hoopie Town has three major Hoopiefests: the Firemen's Festival, 4th of July in the park, and the Harvest Festival.

by Pappy425 July 9, 2014

town unicycle

Similar to the town bicycle, except this girl is always seemingly being ridden by an ass clown.

Hillary is hot but she's the town unicycle, no telling how many clowns have rode her around.

by MaCRi December 20, 2007