v-teliosums

system of measurement for the amount of weed you have.

v-teliosums consists of:
i have:
-a little= a bowl
-some= 2 joints
-a nick= blunt
-dime= 2 blunts+ bowl
-dub= enough for the whole night
-0= a grip
-more then 0= where da partys at.

by dayg0 January 15, 2008

V Queen

A pompous, judgmental, bitchy, prude (usually a girl) who is against sex and practically everything else fun, and insists on shoving their beliefs down verone else's throats. The mere mention of anthing that is past the maturity evel of a four year old will cause thm to unleah the celbacy obseesed wrath upon you. Beware.

See that girl glaring at the pregnant teen? And he guy buying condoms? And the girl smoking? And the couple holding hands? Such a fucking V Queen.

by L and C July 14, 2011

Kasper V

That one Kid that doesnt stop telling people how bad they are at video games even though they just started.
Sit on his ass every day playing video games not doing school work.
Drops friends because his boyfriend doesnt like the other person.
Thinks hes better than everyone at every game
Basically A cocky little dirtbag

Dude stop Being a Kasper V

by ETP$$% November 3, 2020

V Tobacco

Dopest woman eva, great for free waddah huntin and uplifting consciousness. 1 kiss is like takin 2 lungs worth of guud shit. Def cute. The word "dayuum" is automatically spoken by guyz who see her for even brief periods of time.

V Tobacco is mad dope,,chillin with her refreshes mindz.

by dis.one.human.=). y'know.! August 23, 2011

370h$$v

"ASSHOLE" upside down. More commonly used is 370HSSV.

Bob: Hi 370h$$v.
Joe: What?
Bob: Read it upside down.
Joe: I can't, my phone doesn't have that option.
Bob: Rotate your phone!
Joe: What does that mean?
Bob: THEN JUST TURN YOUR HEAD AROUND 370H$$V!

by YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY March 18, 2015

v-itch

When you have an itch in the vaginal area.

"Why do I always get v-itch's in public!"

by The Real Micheal Jackson March 12, 2009

L a V

To lick a vagina. To perform oral sex on a female.

That chick didnt wanna do me, she would probably rather L a V.

by HawtSauce October 9, 2006