fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.

robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit

by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009

Orange (fruit)

The opposite of apples.
Now try typing apple (fruit) in the search bar.

"Eat your dang orange (fruit) billy"
"No"
"You're grounded forever"

by That random guy. "Hi there." March 11, 2017

fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

fruit rubber

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.

by McDown September 25, 2015

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.

"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."

by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017

Ripe fruit

a rare term seen on Jack'd or Grindr. It's a euphemism for unwashed genitalia such as musky testicles, penis, & anus which gives the parties involved sexual arousal through "ripe" body odors during sexual intercourse. Also known as Olfactophilia .

Peter: Hey man, Are we still hooking up tonight? I'm leaving the gym soon but need to shower first.

Paul: No worries man.Come over right now as you are. I'm turned on by ripe fruit!

by BeeGood March 30, 2021