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flossing the oboe

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.
She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.
by mrmantis March 2, 2011
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Float the boat

The annonomous 'Float the Boat', was introduced at Mike Catalano's friendly gathering. After the consumption of sum "15 beers", the inner kane, tkane, white choclate was truly revealed with the chanting of Irish folk, and the ever so famous "float the boat"...we refer this float the boat saying, when someone is completly smashed, hammered, or simply crunk
Yo, who's gonna Float the Boat this weekend?
by garrett goodman April 30, 2005
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floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.
by jeffey July 15, 2007
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flood the cave

I just kept thrusting until I finally flooded the cave.
by Caasi Notwen December 29, 2003
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flop the wad

an overtly homosexual slang phrase used by Monroe county renown singer/songwriters who think they far above the measuring stick of conventional society. (see Jonah Carden)
Jonah Carden: Man I think it's time for me to go flop the wad with Timmy and Stripes.

Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.
by Ron Parker January 19, 2008
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Flooding the bowl

Taking too big of a bong rip, and coughing it all directly back into the bong usually on impulse and unintentionally sending the now wet bowl flying.
Someone smoking a bong somewhere near the beginning of the "Hostel" movie flooded the bowl. (flooding the bowl)
by kottonmouthkandy April 22, 2011
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Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.
Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was
by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017
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