Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 8, 2019

Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.

If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.

by Shadly March 19, 2022

eBay fever

When you purchase lots of items on eBay that you don't really need, over a short space of time.

I just spent £60 on twelve second hand iPhone cases. I must have eBay fever because I can't stop!

by ratdemon2003 June 3, 2016

noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 3, 2011

frijole fever

being attracted to people of latin descent (mexican, cuban, etc.)

"latinas are so bad"
"you got frijole fever"

by cthomp June 17, 2016

factory fever

Distorted feelings and attraction toward co-workers, whom you would normally not be attracted to; Usually due to long hours at work and limited contact with other human beings

"I've totally developed somewhat of a crush for my manager... he is not attractive at all. Factory fever is at work again"

by kagforever September 26, 2010

pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

by Defmaster69 March 27, 2015