uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.

My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .

by Pink warrior March 7, 2018

stack bastard

Extremely Fat and annoying.

-fuck you fat motherfucka, stack bastard.

by jelly beeaan February 5, 2023

weighty bastard

somebody who is suspect, open to controversy and an all round shady person.
somebody really intense in nature and character.

dude, I'm not sure about that guy, he seems a bit of a weighty bastard.

I hate that guy, he's such a weighty bastard.

by bethamphetamine12 April 25, 2011

Big Bastard

An exceptionally large object, idea, or more commonly, person.

"Fuck me, he's a big bulky bastard in't he?"

"You got a mocha?"
"Yeah, a big bastard "

by Fat_Fellow January 26, 2018

Fink bastard

A lying asshole

He’s a fink bastard for lying to her about him sleeping with her friend after saying he hadn’t.

by Blazenfireball September 17, 2021

Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022

Bastard rosé

A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.

Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.

You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.

by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018