Scriffly

The sensation that things are out of sorts and aren’t going smoothly, like getting crumbs in your bed.

Omg these sheets are so scriffly Dawn, I can’t cope.

by Dawn Dawnson Davenport November 28, 2020

Stiffcomplishment

A variation of the feeling of accomplishment, whereby the accomplished gets horny upon the accomplishment and gets an intense desire to masturbate and cry (of joy) at the same time.

A: Damn dude why you acting so weird?
B: *crying with a boner* It's cuz I just wrote a piece that won the Pulitzer prize. I feel like such a stiffcomplishment right now!

by RadicalPsychosis January 7, 2021

Stiffy

Hitting someone hard

Ow you gave me a stiffy

by DeathOi March 26, 2021

striflin

When you trifling while living in strife. Like a person with no car that is still out fuck boyin and ripping people off.

"Little bit of strife, little bit of trife, he striflin."

by Chico & Dread-Not March 28, 2021

strifing

Strifing is trading both directions. Invented by The Oracle.

Strifing up and down with 2 trades open in opposite directions and closing both trades in profit.

by HackerHipster March 30, 2021

stiffi

Stiffi can be something cool, or just a slag for a boner.

1. My new shoes are so stiffi!

2. Bro that girl gives me such a stiffi!

by sdasdadsadsasdadsadasdadads April 9, 2021

Stiffy

An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.

Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan May 3, 2021