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"hey joe, did you enjoy that soccer last night at your place. i certainly did, and so did joe jr. in here," said sally
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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soccer

A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.
American: did you watch the soccer game last night?
English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot
by fatty boom boom September 10, 2008
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soccer players

Guys who like to give each other excuses to be physical (without the padding) and kick each other in the balls. Also the sport where the entire team will light up a dubbe quick before a game. 9 out of 10 are potheads and the other 1 is just plain gay.
Ask any college student about soccer players.. the response.. oh u mean the potheads?!
by peterpan1220 May 2, 2006
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soccer mom

A fat woman who kicks her stomach around like a ball. Not that she can help it but, her stomach is usually hanging over the belt line and over her legs. So when she walks it creates sort of a kicking movement. She is more than likely a mom, so when people see her they yell soccer mom.
"You see that?"

A fat woman has just walked out the store. She's struggling to get to her car.

"It LOOKS like she's kicking her stomach."

"Yeah, like a soccer ball."

"Yeah, she's a soccer mom."
by Chicago girl April 28, 2006
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Soccer, golf, or tennis?

A question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
If the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
If the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
If the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.
Person 1 : Soccer, golf, or tennis?
Person 2 : Tennis. If you do this you get 2 points, this is worth... (conversation drags on)
by shadofrak May 27, 2011
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Soccer Vegan

A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.
Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!
by Soccerology 101 June 19, 2018
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soccer

hey brock wanna go play soccer, ofc daddy ;)
by suck a big black fat cock ho3 December 24, 2019
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