smecky 

smecky means when u like smack someone with a kiss but also peck them ygm

bob goes to kiss my man sarah yh so he smecks her yfm so thats smecky

smecky by smecky man June 5, 2023

smackanory 

The far-fetched tale of woe and lamentation one hears from a drug-addicted beggar in the street. Delivered in a (usually) futile effort to inspire pity and thereby extract cash, which will be more or less immediately converted to hard drugs.

I never usually give them anything, but that smackanory nearly broke my heart. And you can't buy much with 2p anyway.

smackanory by Toby 'Slugger' Hockley December 9, 2008

smackadarooha 

1. form of greeting
2. a word used upon a sudden realization, or epiphany

1. person 1: "hey"
person 2: "smackadarooha"

2. "smackadarooha! The universe isnt as predictable as we
thought."

smackadarooha by Amber CJC January 1, 2008

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.

Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol

smack-thought by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009

Smack List 

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

Smack List by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

Seckscake 

It is often used when explaining something sexual or sometimes of awesome or epic proportions to someone who is not familiar with it. Or such as giving a person your "seckscake" means to have secks or to want to have secks with that person. unlike "sex", secks consists of no sexual intercourse. Seckscake(s)'s is usually followed by a "please" at the end of it too.

Guy 1: dude that girl is so hotttttt
Guy 2: mmmm god yes, SECKSCAKES PLEASE.

Seckscake by AutuminRose December 22, 2009

Smack Hat 

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.

Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.

Smack Hat by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010