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by Natalia mar November 22, 2021
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Šimon

Tall and a very handsome young man. His smile can light up the room, and the wrinkles by his eyes are to die for. Very smart, even though he will not admit it. He is a hard-working man and can achieve anything he sets his mind to. Šimon is a very supportive friend, and extremely patient as well. Keeps his circle small. Secretly likes cuddles and is a great hugger. He also likes sports, for example, badminton. He is usually a very funny guy and gives amazing movie recommendations. If he cares about you, don't lose him over some stupid shit like being jealous about everything and give him his freedom. His friendship and love is worth all the trouble. In conclusion, Šimon is a good guy despite some of his, not bad, but worse qualities.
I really like this guy, he is pretty awesome. But he doesn't want to hug me..
Ohhh, that's gotta be Šimon!
by gimmeahugpls158 November 22, 2021
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Simas

Simas is the kind of guy who will break your bottle opener and pretend he fixed it.
Simas: ‘I think I fixed your bottle opener

‘ It was broken?’
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Simas Pužas

A next level threat to humanity basically a menace to everyone. How to spot him?
He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's

Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
John: Hey did you hear Simas Pužas joined our school?

Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
by Wheretheproblemat March 11, 2022
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Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.
1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”
by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022
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scott simon

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...
by SlumLordBillionaire June 6, 2018
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Tom Simons

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."
by the giver of facts January 22, 2022
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