Simon Kjaer

Sexiest Danish soccer player ever. :D Well, besides Tomasson and Bendtner.

Omg Simon Kjaer is so hot!

by SouthAfrica10 January 13, 2011

Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021

Simony

The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.

"The level of ILFaninCA's Simony has gone up every day."

by Hee Seop Choi September 10, 2003

Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.

Wanna get on some next level type stuff. Simone Biles your way from the ground to the top baby!

by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021

italian simone

the italian word for a faggot or someone that likes dick

that guy is such an italian simone

by exposerslayer69 March 13, 2017

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

Simone

Simone is a girl who is sometimes cute and very quirky She has an
acquired sense of humour. She is not into sports but she plays instruments . Most of her friends are probably girls because she is comfortable around them. She can get crazy sometimes but her friends love that about her. She also has a fear of a lot of things like insects etc. Overall she is a weird girl with a wholesome personallity.

Jen - Dude look at simone!!! She's crazy bro.

Andrea - Ha-ha Simone your going to kill me! Stop running around like a headless chicken! llolll

by thatonebadmintongirl June 6, 2020