shoulderhopper
shoulderhopper by Bo October 6, 2004
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Shoulder Shout
The act of placing a mans ball sack on the shoulder of another person, while that person yells at his erect penis. Once this act commences, they may not stop until the man ejaculates.
Once this move is completed YOU MUST tell everyone you know even strangers on the street.
Once this move is completed YOU MUST tell everyone you know even strangers on the street.
When you hook up with a random at a bar, you take him/her home and perform this amazing sex move. You first get an erection and place your balls on her shoulder while she yells at it. This is a shoulder shout.
Shoulder Shout by Officer Sexual #69 January 18, 2010
Shoulder whore
A shoulder whore is someone who, when compared to like every other high school girl, dresses modestly, but has uncovered shoulders. In spite of this, this girl is considered a whore (or shoulder-whore), while girls in belly shirts are considered moral members of society.
The teacher told the shoulder whore she was in violation of the dress code, even though Tartsie's entire belly was visible.
Shoulder whore by Trenchleaper October 24, 2012
shoulder-dicking
The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.
Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
shoulder-dicking by randominternethandle November 9, 2017
wet shoulders
wet shoulders by HUMANmachine1957 August 30, 2006
Bitch Shoulda known
When somebody is having a bad day and they don't take the opportunity to lay low and let the day pass by, and because of this something worse ends up happening to them.
Person 1: Did you hear that my friend Alicia failed her exam and she caught her boyfriend cheating on her in the same day, but she still decided to go clubbing later, where she ended up twisting her ankle, breaking both her shoes and had to go home early, where the taxi driver ran over her cat.
Person 2: OMG Bitch shoulda known! Stay home and let it pass if the day looks bleak.
Person 2: OMG Bitch shoulda known! Stay home and let it pass if the day looks bleak.
Bitch Shoulda known by Bennyamd October 13, 2015
Broad shoulders
Broad shoulders by hamiltonsoundtracklover June 21, 2019