CroixBoix(s)

(noun)
1. A couple of jovial lads who love LaCroix Sparkling Water
2. Some straight up nasty ass hood ass dirty ass mufukas
3. Educated gentleman who value long term commitment and fiscal responsibility.

I just shotgunned like fo'ty two LaCroixs like a goddamn CroixBoix(s).

Damn, them CroixBoixs just fucked my bitch. Steve, you seen my wallet? Did them CroixBoix(s) get my wallet too? Oh shit, can bubbles get a bitch pregnant? I was a bubble boy, I don't know about no bubble baby.

There's nothing like reading a little bit of Descartes while managing your assets like a CroixBoix(s), now is there Phillip?

by Wherethewildkinzare May 19, 2017

Nikhil S

A woman with a massive 15 inch cock that, despite being generous in the phalic area, enjoys it from the back.

Bro I’m dating a Nikhil S it’s been so fun!

by Gherb0 November 23, 2021

g.p.m.`s

gulps per minute, gushes per minute, the act of one swallowing sperm

a b.j. that results in a good dosage of orgasm that is swallowed is refered to as a g.p.m.`s

by goonee February 4, 2010

Kameron S.

Hes chill until you mess wit his family or someone he cares about then its yo ass.

I pissed off Kameron S. so he beat me up.

by lorddaggerdxck October 24, 2018

holy s***

An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.

(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.

by Yejus September 23, 2016

S/PDIF

Stands for "Several Pretzel Dicks In Formation" When four men lie naked, intertwined in a pretzel like formation, causing their penises to be 4 points of a square. They are then given handjobs at the same time, with the giver of the handjobs rotating around the square, supplying 1 stroke per penis. How climax is handled depends on he/she performing the act. That is considered one's unique artistic interpretation of the S/PDIF.

Dude kinda got hammered at the club last night. I ended up locked up in a S/PDIF with some random dudes I don't know. Girl jacking us off had soft hands though. I still had a good time."

by BeansOnMyJeans April 21, 2021

S-Cow

a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too

dude your such an s-cow, i can't believe you did that girl last night

by franky-t-bone May 29, 2008