Randy the candy

Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass

I got a randy the candy last night

by Vcdf January 22, 2026

Randy

“Road-Handy”

A handjob given while in the car

“dude where’d you go last night”
“my girls house. on the way I got a Randy”

by fumperdynk February 26, 2026

Randy

The act of placing underdog bets between the hours of midnight-3 am. Usually because your kid woke you up, but also because value never sleeps.

Randy- I Randy’d at least 4 slips last night. All are now .85x or lower even!

Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅

Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.

Randy- Value secured. ✅

by Mousebagg March 5, 2026

Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser

A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.

-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!

"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

Randy marshin it

The act ove putting your bollocks in a microwave to gain cancer

“Hey jim wheres tony”

“Hes randy marshin it mate”

by Autoraven784 August 28, 2025

randy

He a big scary nigga, seven foot and black with the hugest cock

"oh shit randys in my ass"

by boelcoelth September 22, 2025

Randy

A positive adjective that describes something as "good" , but also weird. Very quirky.

"I don't know how to feel about this school lunch , I guess it's kinda Randy .."

by Randynut October 17, 2025