(Noun) the money spent on gifts or treats for one's significant other, in order to show devotion to said significant other.
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
e.g.
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
by Kyzer_13 July 15, 2009
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Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century
A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century
A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.
Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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An on again off again relationship.
by Ray C-don October 13, 2009
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Get the Rellaboo mug.Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.
John: I'm really worried about those test results.
Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.
Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.
by Beclan November 5, 2010
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Random dude 1 - "Man, Derek and I used to hang out everyday, then he met that chick. I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Random dude 2- "Yeah, that's a definite relationshipocalypse."
Random dude 2- "Yeah, that's a definite relationshipocalypse."
by Hangintree October 21, 2011
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Guy 1: "Dude, that joint was killer."
Guy 2: "Definitely, I'm totally relaxafucktaculaculating right now."
Guy 2: "Definitely, I'm totally relaxafucktaculaculating right now."
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