Going Retarded 

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

Going Retarded by bagel666 May 6, 2018

bat-shit retarded 

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

bat-shit retarded by Chris September 9, 2005

Socially Retarded Person 

Somebody who has no friends and does not socialise very well with the outside world

Look at Elaina man, she's suck a fucking neek

Socially Retarded Person by Dai Sayer September 10, 2005

Pop Culturally Retarded 

A person who is especially unaware of various pop culture references and who has not seen or even heard of various popular music, movies, books, etc.

Jennifer is "Pop Culturally Retarded" because she has never seen or even heard of the movie Old School.

Pop Culturally Retarded by The Karcich June 11, 2010

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur 

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)

question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur by benjamin e August 8, 2010

flogging a retarded horse 

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

flogging a retarded horse by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009

Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.

Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.

Politically Retarded by Kingsmith3 July 17, 2020