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pseudowoman

A woman who pretends to be mature but flirts around with ANYONE (married, single or strabismus) that will give her the slightest attention.
Pseudowoman-Some insecure fat women wishy washy
by 1 Not impressed November 22, 2011
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psuedo-pedo

1. a real sikki (usually male) who endlessly searches porn sites for the youngest looking legal aged girls he can find to masturbate to.
2. anyone that searces the schoolgirl tag on cheggit
tigerdogs uploads are popular with psuedo-pedo's.
by hockymaskguy December 14, 2008
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pseudohomosexuality

the act of acting gay with friends. usually spoken with a lot of lisp
so, I don't know, maybe we could just have some buttsex and then cuddle.

that is pseudohomosexuality
by matt w l May 28, 2007
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pseudomarried

living with your baby daddy or boyfriend as a married yet independent from each other couple.
"Hey Maria, you're still single right?" "No Ron, I'm pseudomarried."
by Sinnamon February 23, 2009
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Pseudomuse

(sood-oh-meoos) n.

Translates directly to Fake Inspiration. Pseudomuse is the word used to describe a hipster, wannabe or poser. A pseudomuse is a person who claims to see something bigger than it really is, when really it's all a bunch of crap. The person has a fake inspiration.

Pseudomuse is also a word used to describe a thing someone claims to believe in. An attention whore who claims to love Jesus, is a pseudomuse who uses Jesus as a pseudomuse.

Commonly used as an alternate word for 'hipster' as the term has become too mainstream.
God, Stacey's such a freaking pseudomuse. Jesus doesn't love her, she's a whore.
by ItsOmarGuys November 7, 2011
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Johnny Pseudonym

My attempt at being a wise-ass.
Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005
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psuedo

PRONOUNCED (swaydo) 1. Something having a level of hipness or edge that is of retro orient. 2. Something old and useless that is paraded around in order to evoke irony.

A malapropism from the actual word psuedo pronounced improperly and used to mean something throwback or retro (usually from the 1980s). All things have a certain level of psuedo-ness and can therefor can be more or less psuedo than another item.
Griffin: what do you like better? cds or tapes?
Tom: well cds are more efficient, but you know tapes are... more psuedo.
by SCILLIANAIRE February 2, 2007
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