burnt sweet potato 

A term Jacob Sartorius uses to roast people.

Jacob Sartorius: You look like a ''Burnt Sweet Potato''

burnt sweet potato by ChickenNuggetSlayer November 14, 2017

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato 

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.

Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010

hot potato 

n. A high-priority work task that top management is waiting for, usually involving the sequential efforts of multiple employees. It will burn anyone who holds onto it too long. Upon being assigned such a task, an employee's goal should be to complete their part and pass it to a colleague as quickly as possible, before suffering the wrath of management.

A hot potato just arrived in my inbox, so I'll have to work late tonight.

hot potato by Linguanalyst August 1, 2012

Mouse Potatoe 

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.

Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.

Mouse Potatoe by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006

Ballsack Potato 

Exactly like a tea bag, but before you dip your Balls into one's said mouth, you Smear your Sack with Sour Cream, Bacon, Butter, and chives...

Another variation is applied the same way, but you slice your nut sack open and put the works inside...

"You're dad gives the best Ballsack potato"

Ballsack Potato by iammissing June 20, 2006

potato chip 

Overdramatic line used in the anime "Deathnote" whereas the main character explains to us what he is doing to not get caught. Then for no reason says the like "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!"

This started of a fad where people replace the words round. People added comments onto videos such as "I'll write a reply... AND POST IT!" and "I'll put my mouse over the video... AND REPLAY IT!".

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!
I'll take your mum... AND EAT HER!!!
I'll take a JD... AND DRINK IT!!!
I'll write a nasty comment... AND BE A TROLL!!!

potato chip by FatalFart May 17, 2010

Ohio Potato 

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

Ohio Potato by Preston November 17, 2004