poochoice

When someone absolutely nukes a toilet in a choice of life or death. Their bowels are so ruptured that it is a life or death situation.

"Hey Cameron I'll be back gotta poochoice"
"Alright man be careful don't push to hard"

by Robert Pattison(Batman) March 20, 2022

poochie toss

Another word for "Jousting", the official sport of the state of Maryland.

Me and some friends are going to go poochie tossing later, if you wanna come.

by WadeintheWater12 March 27, 2022

poochotch

Noun

Plural Poochotchas

1: Slang: for the Female/Woman's Vagina/Genitalia

2: Slang: a timid, passive person, especially a man.

WORDS RELATED TO Poochotch:
pussy, beaver, box, cunt, muff, snatch, twat, slit, vagina, vulva, pudenda

Guys in it for the Poochotch!

What a bunch of Poochotchas!

by DrGimmeTheNews April 11, 2022

Ponch

The shortened word for ‘potential’ / ‘potentially’.

Used on a sliding scale:
Strong non ponch
Non ponch
Semi non ponch
Semi ponch
Ponch
Strong ponch
Super strong ponch

Friend: ‘Are you going out tonight?’
You (wanting to go out): ‘Strong ponch.’
OR

You (could be convinced but not sure): “semi ponch”

by Ponchyponch April 24, 2022

Poochpad

A large finger prohibiting pad usually worn my masseuses

The masseuse had a poochpad on I could feel it

by Kikbackcf April 25, 2022

Ponched

ponch is a lifestyle
ponch is letting god solve your problems

ponch is living in the moment
ponch is pure living

“guys I’m baree ponched”
guys the ponch is real yoh

by _heelo_ May 22, 2022

Pooch

To finish a joint, hit the last puff of weed or a drag of a cigarette.

Is there more of that weed? Ya a little bit, pooch it.

Is that joint done? Yaaaa she’s pooched.

by Jayden and Vanessa June 1, 2022