Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila

A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!

Plonker by anonymous February 13, 2022

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plonkdoodle

A vigorously ferocious shit that when taken makes a sound: plonkdoodle

Jeez luise i just tokk on hell of a chonky plonkdoodle.

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noun.

When you roll a plastic elephant and it lands perfectly upright.

Oh my God, he just scored a Plonkus!

plonkus by Floorduck September 24, 2023

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In the act of being a Plonker

Stop Plonketing you Plonker

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A romantic relationship between Plexi AKA "Cop", and another fighter pilot, Gonky

I saw the Plonkys making out with each other by the beach pier

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If you are plonkled you are surprised to an extreme degree.

"Bro, I'm absolutely plonkled after that!"

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A name provided by a Radina to an Ellie, meaning stupid, silly or a lengthened word of 'plonker'.

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