Please waiting

What you are doing while your computer, television, or smart phone is loading.

Friend: Have you got the ap downloaded yet?

Me: No, I'm please waiting, just another 147 seconds.

by Atticus Jones March 6, 2016

Plesk

Stands For I want to Kill myself (By drinking bleach)

Bob: Wanna Vape?

joey: Plesk

by Me wanna plesk August 26, 2016

Plebspeak

The literate form of being a fucking imbecile. If you can't sound enough like an idiot online, you purposely misspell words to sound like your tongue has been completely paralyzed as an effect of the devastating concussion caused when your parents dropped you as an infant.

"Yo, did you watch Suicide Squad?"

"Yeth." (Plebspeak for 'yes')

"Yeth?"

"Yeth! It's like 'yes', but with the 'th' sound in the end."

"You're fucking insufferable

by A Very Disturbed Tumor August 27, 2016

Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

by whitewolf3131 January 5, 2017

pleasure gorgeous

Typically a guy telling a girl she's pretty then he'll jerk off

"Pleasure gorgeous"

by waffleChan January 27, 2017

please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

PLEASE

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please

by afdgh11 August 23, 2018