Phil

4 Big Guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like applepies
If they keep fucking me like that i migjt just die
They cream ma booty Till i die
I lick his dick and the cum starts drippen

I eat his ass ,IT tastes like women Popper chicken

Lorenz: uiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii
Wham wham wham eham

Bangkok Bangkok Bank

Bibubibubinubibu
Phil: yes thats me

by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021

Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021

Phil

A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.

“That guy over there has a real nice golf swing!”
“Yeah he’s a real Phil!”

by Jalyssa October 22, 2018

Phil

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.

That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.

by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022

Phil

Known for taking a shit in the urinal

Have you met Phil? Give him a minute, he’s probably shitting in the urinal again

by Prince Albert the Great January 5, 2022

Phil

hot ass mf who cant say shit right but is damn smart in a bad way

person: damn phil lookin good, how are you doing
phil: sup´idkgmaybe kindof cool idk you how look you
person:what

by somerandomguynamedsomething1 May 31, 2023

Phil

Phillip loves the strong bow

Hey it’s phillip here I’m a alcoholic

by Louiek27 August 27, 2019