4 Big Guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like applepies
If they keep fucking me like that i migjt just die
They cream ma booty Till i die
I lick his dick and the cum starts drippen
I eat his ass ,IT tastes like women Popper chicken
They eat my ass just like applepies
If they keep fucking me like that i migjt just die
They cream ma booty Till i die
I lick his dick and the cum starts drippen
I eat his ass ,IT tastes like women Popper chicken
Lorenz: uiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii
Wham wham wham eham
Bangkok Bangkok Bank
Bibubibubinubibu
Phil: yes thats me
Wham wham wham eham
Bangkok Bangkok Bank
Bibubibubinubibu
Phil: yes thats me
by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021
Get the Philmug. A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021
Get the Dr Philmug. A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.
by Jalyssa October 22, 2018
Get the Philmug. This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.
That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.
by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022
Get the Philmug. by Prince Albert the Great January 5, 2022
Get the Philmug. person: damn phil lookin good, how are you doing
phil: sup´idkgmaybe kindof cool idk you how look you
person:what
phil: sup´idkgmaybe kindof cool idk you how look you
person:what
by somerandomguynamedsomething1 May 31, 2023
Get the Philmug. by Louiek27 August 27, 2019
Get the Philmug.