phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.

"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."

by MGE95 September 6, 2018

Phantom Beug

when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.

"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."

"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."

by derrick winthorpe November 1, 2018

Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

Phantom Fox

A Metaphor for someone that That is Unpredictable And Reveals Itself unexpectedly and Has Heightened Sense Of awareness And Is Very Swift Like a Fox as a Spirit animal while the phantom side is When He/She comes out of Nowhere then goes back to being hidden.

He/She Was Very mysterious I barley see Him/Her but when I’m having trouble with something He/She comes out of nowhere like a phantom And is as swift as a Fox So when You Put those words together It become Phantom Fox.

by Masked Oni August 17, 2019

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019

Pandora & Her Box

Pandora & Her Box also know as PaHBox is a Jacksonville Florida hard rock band. Established in January 2018 by Jessica Pandora. Current members include Scott Sowds, Jessica Pandora, Tommy Sorrow & Chris Moore.

I’m going to go see Pandora & Her Box perform on March 3rd

by Brass$Tax March 9, 2020

Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020