peter griffin

1) A fat man who hates Canada and thinks it sucks. (see episode: The Son Also Draws)
2) Man strongly amused by bathroom humor. IE: "..Duty.. ahahahaha... Diarrhea.. hey.. hey Louis.. Diarrhea!"
3) An New Englander who consumes large amounts of Partucket Pat and drinks for amusement. IE: "Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off"
4) Formerly known as Death for a few hours.

Peter! I'm holdin iced tea!

by BeeKaySlacker December 22, 2003

Peter Griffin

A man with the funniest voice existing in the universe. He is freakin sweet and is part of the most awesomest show ever- family guy.

Peter Griffin rofls my waffles

by loler son April 13, 2008

Dirty Peter

Why the hell are you here? Put your phone down and pay attention to class.

Guys search "dirty peter" on urban dictionary

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

dirty peter

A male that has feces on his penis from anal sex or his his penis has been pooped on.

That guy Al is a dirty peter, I saw him coming out of the bathroom stall with Johnson.

by slinky30 July 30, 2008

peester

a word that you make it your own, tell it to someone when theyre pissin you off and watch theyre look on theyre faces they wont know what it is trust itll piss them off and youll win the end

stfu kim youre fatass is such a peester

by u already know December 11, 2007

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.

Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013

PETER MARTON

The Best, the Real Deal

Oh, that's not Peter Marton? He can't be the best then.

by OLIVIA MADRID January 12, 2008