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Parents

Parents are supposed to help you when your in trouble. They love you no matter what and they accept you for who you are. They support you when no one else does and they comfort you and make you feel happy and loved.

At least, they are supposed to.
Parents: how was school honey?
Kid: terrible.
Parents: aww it’s okay sweetie.
Kid: thanks mom and dad.
by Oof_hi December 10, 2019
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parentheses

parentheses: 8==D ()
by kozsmack January 14, 2011
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parent abuse

when a child is beating his mother or father
(Dad)"I'm sorry that i didn't buy more cookies for you"
(Son)" You better be sorry, your gonna get your ass whooped so hard "
(Dad)" Nooooooooooo"
(Son " parent abuse haha"
by The booty master 9000 February 24, 2017
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bad parent

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers
He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent
by alphahooker March 11, 2008
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parentnoia

parentnoia

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy anti-AMERICAN in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.
The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.
"So many of my friends' sons & daughters have been murdered becayse of this liar that, I have parentnoia about what they about my little toddlers so they can force them into their invented war."
by REAL AMERICAN July 10, 2005
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the Fairly odd parents

Cracked up tv show about a stupid 10 year old kid and his equally cracked up "God Parents" who grant his every wish. Of course he wishes for fun and adventure every episode. I dont know about you but I would wish for Jessica Simpson as my love slave. That would be all the fun and adventure that I would ever need. I'd also wish for world domination and a jet pack. If you ask me that kid is pretty retarded.
Typical episode.

Timmy: DO0DZ GIVE ME DA SMARTZZ!

Wanda: DAT NOT GOOD IDEA!!11!!ONE!

Cosmo: I LUV DICKZ!!!

Wanda: *THWACK*

Cosmo: *insert unfunny line and joke used 5 times earlier here*
by the fonz January 28, 2005
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parrett

a fat kid who nobody likes and gets beaten up nearly every day
by Gav March 1, 2004
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