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fetus punch

Also known as the Hillbilly abortion.
The fetus punch is when a hillbilly who's girlfriend is pregnant and wants to have the child gets punched in the area containing the fetus in an attempt to kill the fetus.
Billy bob ray gave is girlie a fetus punch!
by Marmot April 6, 2005
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bertuzzi punch

sucker punching someone from behind and slamming their head into the ice.
by straker November 3, 2007
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bitch punch

As soon as Mike bitch punched Jeff, he proceeded to play Tetris on Mike's face.
by hautroddr April 24, 2006
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BONE PUNCH

Derived from the latin term bohn·puhnch

A "Bone Punch" is classified as a punch exectued on the bone or joint rather than the muscle or fat tissue of an unaware victim.

Given the unanticipated opportunity to deliver a swift, hearty Bone Punch, it is necessary to first distract the victim's attention by shouting "BONE PUNCH" before striking the crippling blow.

It is also a lesser known fact that the Bone Punch is also open-ended, leaving room for the "Muscle Punch Compliment." Once again you must shout "BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!" while executing the blow.

FACT: Bone Punches hurt so much more then regular punches.
"Grandma, would you mind taking me to the store to buy some cerial? I would really appreciate it if we could pick up some Kellogs fruity pebb-BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!"

Grandma is now on the ground, confused and partly unconscious.
Success.
by Andy Troz April 14, 2007
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tongue punch

A hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman's special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.
My woman came over last night, I made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.
by Flizoyd May 11, 2006
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Thunder Punch

Thunder Punch: A drink created by the group Rolling Thunder, red in color and sweet, has been known to cause a variety of side effects mostly ending in lots of sex,
Warning do not attempt to consume Thunder Punch in a glass bottom Tankard, has been known to eat away the cement holding said glass and cause bottom of tankard to drop out. do not spill Thunder Punch on ANYTHING unless it to is red in color for items will become stained blood red forever, search for Society for Creative Anachronism
savored and enjoyed during SCA War. nothing is better than a full tankard of Thunder Punch wile sitting around a Campfire wile watching Half or full naked dancing women to the heart beat of Thunder Drums echoing through the night.
by A Thunder Brother November 28, 2012
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Heart Punch

a swift blow directly to the region surrounding the heart, solicited by any provocation whatsoever, delivered in a playful and/or violent manner.
that little bitch deserved that heart punch.
by 307leland November 13, 2004
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