Itchy Brown Onion

Best southern fried anus in all of Texas.

Have you tried the hot and tasty itchy brown onion?

by truk213 April 30, 2008

onion

Slang for a woman's exterior sexual organs, derived from the pungent and often eye-watering aroma emitted from the gash. Also known as cooze, minge, muff, nappy dugout, pussy, vagina.

Stan: Did you see that skanky stripper out there?
Dan: The one with the really nasty onion?

by Fez Monkey August 28, 2005

Anal Cream and Onion

well, its were you get 10 gallons of whip cream in an air-a-sall can, you get your girl friends to bend over and open her asshole nice and wide;) then you spary the whip cream into you anal hole, after 10 gallons has been emtpyed into her asshole you follow by laying on you back and letting her fart the cream into you mouth

holy fucking shit the Anal Cream and Onion was so good i want more, 10 gallons was not enough

by BigGayAl48 May 6, 2009

caramelized onion

When you pull out of a girls ass and smear cum and shit all over her cheeks.

Me:"Why does your bedroom smell like shit?"

Friend:"I was banging my girlfriend's ass last night and gave her a caramelized onion! "

by timmah fo sho mang June 14, 2016

Ass onion

A person that shits out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion

'holy shit that is an ass onion you left there'

by furiouswank May 5, 2007

onion

The act of pulling a womans dress up and tying it over her head for the act of sex.

I pulled an onion on that bitch

by KLC317 September 17, 2006

Onnonist

Posh word for a wanker. Use it if someone is being a real git. Just shout it at them and they will have no idea what it means. Also see wanker

'You are such an onnonist."

"Huh?"

"Look it up in a dictionary you dumb ass"

by awitb October 11, 2011