A specific slang term used to describe a third generation Chevy Camaro, or Iroc Z28. Commonly used by automotive enthusiasts in the northern New England area.
Cars and coffee was great this morning, lots of cool shit. Would've been better if that dick in the mullet bullet would stop ripping donuts and getting us all kicked out. Damn thing makes alot of noise for 170 horsepower.
by Blackberry Lemonade October 1, 2023
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Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024
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A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024
Get the Mullet Cooter Cruiser mug.a system of political organization and governmental rule in which the possession and maintenance of superior mullets takes precedent over other parameters; ascendancy of particular political leaders is determined solely based on mullet; it should be noted that while the quality of a mullet is what determines an individual's standing in political rank and hierarchy, the question of mullet "quality" is a dubious one and constitutes a matter of great subjectivity and lively debate.
oh what a fool I was to believe in the myth of mulletocracy.
you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.
the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.
We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.
you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.
the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.
We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.
by uncle fuckbucket May 14, 2024
Get the mulletocracy mug.A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.
“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”
He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.
The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”
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He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.
The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”
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by anonymous December 12, 2024
Get the Mullet Mansion mug.The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.
Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
by sentiii January 30, 2025
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by Suzana L. September 18, 2025
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