A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
by Diego June 29, 2003
Get the mooch mug.a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.
In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.
Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.
In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.
Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.
by Nacon January 12, 2009
Get the mooch cancer mug.by DuffBeerBaron January 26, 2011
Get the moochitunity mug.One who is not hungry, until they spot an appetizing item on another's plate and then asks or demands some
by gastromaniac July 18, 2011
Get the Moochivore mug.When all your family and friends take their vacations at your place to save on hotel and food bills.
My family members are allputting their date on the calnders to come and visit me on thier Moochcation
by just me grizz September 7, 2011
Get the Moochcation mug.A charasmatic individual, an easy going person; a person who is respectable and at the same time deserving of respect. Often mistaken for a young Tom Cruise, Dwayne Johnson, or Pippi Longstocking. Responsible, loving, and attractive are all synoymous with Molthop. Well groomed; not hairy. Outspoken, yet savvy. An esteemed Caucasion with an aptitude for life much higher than your average citizen. A thrill seeker; adventurer. Life lover and caregiver. Some scholars have maintained that "Molthop" has been linked to several chapters within the Kama Sutra. There are over 130 different sexual postitions that were once called "Molthop" but have since changed to the postions that we know them as now.
Molthop: (to pretty gir/guyl) Hey......
Girl: Is your name......Mol....thop?
Molthop: Oui.
Girl: GASP!!! *faints.....
Molthop: Works every time....(walks off)
Girl: Is your name......Mol....thop?
Molthop: Oui.
Girl: GASP!!! *faints.....
Molthop: Works every time....(walks off)
by siLveRfoX November 1, 2012
Get the Molthop mug.To assure someone you will pay (literally or symbolically) them back, but have no actual plans to do so. You can still have a good heart though, so it is ok.
Ed mooches off of many. Ed mooched off of Rick and Katie, but he promised he would pay them back. Ed eventually buys a ukulele, believing his music will lure in some magic. Ed has a good heart. Therefore, he decides to name his new wave band, The Mooch. The acknowledgement of his moochy ways helps him rest in a grey scaling of the true meaning of repayment . The Mooch becomes successul, attracting many heavy jammers. Ed never forgets the origins of his band's title. He even writes a song called Katie In The Mud With Magic. However, Ed never pays Katie back. Is Ed still a moocher?
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