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montecasino

A place were teens can do illegal dumb shit together and pull hunnies
Montecasino

:Yo dog wanna pull up to monte?
::Ja bru just bring whiskey
by Hun Hunter June 13, 2022
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monterius

And hair left nut that queer’s like to lick off when they see a gay man’s lung
I had to look like monterius for that left lung
by Jsjdjbdb July 14, 2022
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Montee

Montee
person 1:yo that girl is mad ugly!
person 2: you mean Montee?
by ay6 November 16, 2022
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Montes

A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.
jeff: Hey did you see the new girl?
Joe: Yeah the Montes girl?
Jeff: Dude shes so pretty.
by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 1, 2023
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Montega

Slang for heroin also “dog food
Hey brother where can I find some montega? My dog is hungry
by Sweettrade May 20, 2023
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monteith

a kind of frog found in ones own stomach
Hey, how has that monteith been treating you lately?
by BopBopMonk October 19, 2023
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Montezuma spirit

A woman that has grown kids that tells people she has money. Let her kids bring guest to the house and if your her man and do not want to be in an open relationship she will cheat on you with her daff ass daughter friend whom she is not giving pussy to but paying the guy car notes and rent because she is a desperate dater and a serial cheater. That goes around posting on Tic Tok at sixty years old which the average user on Tic Tok is between 18-24 years old.

Throws her man money away. Has a daughter that is worst than a stud because she is a daff. Has a son that wrote the Bible about how to go to jail and go Next-Gen on his donut of a stud mom.

His mom tries to teach guys she meet that she is a sadist. Most guys only hear the invitation of money. She is a stud. Since the first four letters of student is Stud she tries to play innocent all the while naming her man an undercover porn star or a stripper but wires money to guys that look like Nas X.

All the while draining you of your confidence and little sense you may have by fucking the living shit out of you. While her family find guys to throw bands too. She claims to have a pulling pantyhose party. The problem is it’s a pattern that the bitch is just nuts and tries to convince a man to stay with her so her family can find other man’s so she can wire her man’s money away without him ever seeing a rack or getting to touch anything.
It could be a man or a woman because the Aztec emperor Montezuma just like any other demon has to be stoned and chopped into pieces like Osirius. The demon comes back in a family if it’s a woman then she wants her son to sell drugs and wants to date her son friends. Example: Woman tells a man that she got money. Daughter brings her friend to the house that shits on her mom’s old man because he eat cockroaches and because her momma’s man can get money. Montezuma spirit
by Noconversebutrealityspeaks October 22, 2023
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