Mini Nejism

Mini Nejism is a religion in which we pray to our God, Mini Neji, who is known to be the creator of all the followers of the religion. Disrespecting Lord Mini Neji is considered the DEADLIEST Sin that a Mini Nejist (or any other person) could ever do.

The more you pray and believe in him, the longer your life will be (you can be immortal too!)

Person 1: So, what religion do you follow?
Person 2: I'm a Mini Nejist, apart of Mini Nejism.

by •cloudyzzz• October 26, 2022

frosted mini meep

1: main food staple for meepers
2: small, capsuled doses of ecstasy

1: man, i could use a bowl of frosted mini meeps right now to start off my day!
2: aye, you got any frosted mini meeps for sale?

by that one bitch; February 26, 2012

minying

a princess who smells like roses but is way too overly obsessed with fictional men. will be single until they die. probably into dilfs the most.

ur mom: omg is minying a childe haver ??
ur dad: no. childe-less

by enokeyfairy May 30, 2021

Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,

Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled

by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024

Mini put put

When you having sex and your balls go in with it.

I was doin some mini put put last night between those legs.

by Swipedright January 13, 2017

Bea The Mini-Menace

The name of a character from the Beano comics in the UK, being the baby sister of Dennis the Menace (The British one). A kid known for many things, her Yellow and black onesie, her mass arson towards Softies (basically snooty assholes) , and also her rather infamous ability of being able to fart and/or shit herself on command to clear rooms and to fulfil the writer's severe fart fetish.

Like my guy, you ain't slick.

(I find her absolutely precious tho I cant lie I wanna plushie of her so bad lol x3)

"you remember Bea The Mini-Menace?"
"Yeah I can still smell her stinky ass from 'ere"

by GSJohn25 December 12, 2024

mini soulja

A soulja who is slightly smaller than a regular soulja but has a bigger dick. He has no patience for any thing. He could fucking snap you in two if you piss him off

Look their is mini soulja I heard he murdered two kids just for looking at him

by Urban facts May 14, 2014