Tea Merchant

That one friend in the group who always has the latest gossip.

"Emily is such a tea merchant"

by Katie77733 June 7, 2025

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Dirty Merano

A Gay man jerking too low fat curd cheese while doing the helicopter with his Cock and proceeds to have an orgasm upside down on his fried eggs to keep his proteins stable.

"Going to the gym today was so hard, I really need a dirty Merano right now..."

by Gooningman69420 July 7, 2025

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Turmeric Merchant

A derogatory term for an Indian

"Go back where you came from you damn Turmeric Merchant"

by DJSSJ4 November 5, 2025

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Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.

I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).

by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025

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Pfp Merchant

When a discord user's only impactful and meaningful aspect is their pfp
Like Stark
or like atha
He only have anime pfp

Apa citation:

Coolaund

cg member 1: bro have u seen athas new shitty corny anime pfp, its so ass bro 💔
cg member 2: yea bro fuck him and his pfp merchant bullshit

by cornyball December 13, 2025

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Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

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