If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021

A Person Who Be Slanging But Is Mostly A Loving Person Who Needs Love Yk He Dark Skin Too And Tall And Type Of Hair
by Sheluvyolo January 16, 2024

an extreamly epic fucking person. not only awesome in bed but an awesome person in general. This person is almost 100% gay and trans. Mars is the coolest person in the world, along with being mentally unstable. Mars either has, ADHD, ASD, OCD or BPD or all of. the above. Mars is hot and attractive.
by gaylord1230 March 8, 2022

A total charm who can be a badass at times. If you hurt her, better make up for it or you stay on her bad side for lifetime. Turns her imperfections into motives and goes hard to be at the top. Dont try to manipulate her, she knows it all. If you have her, shes a keeper. If shes your friend, she is the most loyal one you will ever find. Your emotional support too. Got easy roasts if you tryna play with her. Shes sweet and sour. You better want her to spice your life up.
Mars, she was the moment last night, on the side but all eyes on her.
You will never find another her, shes a gem.
Kind with kind but BAD with people who irritate her.
You will never find another her, shes a gem.
Kind with kind but BAD with people who irritate her.
by @leomj November 24, 2021

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024
