fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014

Logic

A story that is in existence for the story's sake in and of itself.

Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure

he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it

fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X

sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

oikka logic

The act off saying you are going to do something, then ask other people to do it for you

Billy uses oikka logic everytime we have homework

by Unfunny dictionary writer January 31, 2021

Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023

Ill-logic

Bad logic used to subvert an argument.

Not only was his argument illogical, it contained just deliberate lies, but his ill-logic was noticed by all.

by cluelessinafrika August 10, 2019

Logic

You are not using my own logic against me. You are doing the thing I want to stop to me out of spite because you don't like what I said.

Hym "That isn't my logic. You are doing the thing that was already happening to me and everything I said about the types of people who do it remains true. The lowest fucking flith in society. What started with fat felons and crackheads continues with the most stupid and useless internet personalities imaginable. Like, you are supposedly fighting fascism... But you lost the fight...And now you need more of your fans money... To, what? Get paid more to lose to fascism? And it isn't even that you care what I said. I called you a stupid piece of shit... And then I created AI... If one of us is a stupid piece of shit here... It ain't me! So this is how you redeem yourself in your own retarded delusional mind. You need me to have my rights violated and you need me to have everything stolen from me because it is THE ONLY WAY for you not to feel like a stupid piece of shit. And no there is no commensurate parallel that make both of us kind of the same somehow. I am right. You are wrong. I am good. You are bad. I am smart. You are dumb. Dumb as fucking dogshit. Let's hope that someone does what you won't and saves these kids because I know for a fact that you do not care about their lives."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2024