lightbulb vaporizer

a great cheap way to smoke weed. take a simple 60 watt burnt out lightbulb and take the black thing off of the top with a screwdriver or plyers. then break all the shit out of the inside( be careful here) and wash the white stuff out.next find a a pop bottle, and a pen. take the pen apart so all you have is the hollow tube where the ink thing was. then take the pop bottle cap and cut a hole just big enough so the pen body will go through. wait for the lightbulb to dry, cant have any water inside. when it is dry, put a small amount a marijuana inside(make sure you break it up real nice) and screw on the bottle cap, it fits perfectly. then take a candle and light it and hold the lightbulb about half an inch off the flame.NEVER HOLD IT ON THE FLAME this makes the weed catch fire and the smoke is very harsh.the whole idea behind a vaporizer is that you dont burn the weed, just the THC. when you start to see something like smoke(THC) coming out of the weed then shake it alittle and breath slowly thru the hollow pen, you can hardly feel it but your getting a huge ass hit, you can to it anywhere in your house because it does not leave a smell at all. after you use it for awhile, it will become "dirty". dont wash it out, the stuff on the sides is THC, just hold the lightbulb to the side and use it like you would if there were weed in it, awesome high from the sides!
all in all it takes maybe 20 min to do and it will last a long time and gets you the highest you've ever been. if i had to spend 20 min of my life on anything, it would be this.

Me and Nick didnt feel like leaving the house at night so we just got the lightbulb vaporizer out and got fucked up right there in my living room.

by Mr. 420 July 22, 2006

natty light

An important part of every college kid's nourishing diet. Best when consumed in excessive quantities.

I drank 23 cans of Natty Light last night, no wonder I missed all my classes today. Oh well, lets get some food somewhere and grab a new 30 pack

by Drunken Jayhawk May 8, 2007

hung like a lightswitch

Having a very small, short, ying yang.

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

by Andrew K June 24, 2005

light green

what you want your weed to look like

dude check out these nugs, this is some light green shit dog
want a gram of some light green?

by max March 13, 2005

red light district

A Red Light District is a place where prostitution is common. The phrase was based in the Bible where Rahab, a prostitute in Jericho, aided Joshua's spies with a red light.

Interestingly enough, the Japanese word "akasen" (red-line district) is of equal meaning to a red-light district.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever visited Kabukicho (Japan), Patpong (Thailand), Wanchai (Hong Kong), Sunset Boulevard (California {Hollywood}) and Venus Valley (Montana)? I sure did for the last couple of years, and all were awesome!

Guy 2: Well.. all of the cities you've visited.. they are all red-light districts. I'm sure you had a real "good" time there.

by Welp July 31, 2004

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

light mode

why am i blind??!?!?!

Light mode BLINDS MY EYES!!!!1!1!111!

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 3, 2022