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there's always a can of 7up next to them
This 7up taste good next to these blinds
blinds by olex2 September 17, 2018
A derogatory/offensive word used in the place of “curtains”. Mostly offensive towards blind people.
Guy: It’s too bright in here, close the blinds please.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.
Blinds by yungbob May 4, 2021
A dead-end or trap, a blind corner, but also meaning anything impossible or hopeless.
"You'll hit the blinds if you try lying to the boss."
Blinds by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

bukkake blinds 

Eye glasses or sunglasses worn strictly for fashion purposes and to block ejaculate from getting in the eyes during oral sex - usually a must when performing a bukkake.
Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.

Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
bukkake blinds by slole1 August 12, 2011

Tilting the blinds 

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.
On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.