blinds

1: Pubic hair around the vagina that hides the actual lips, making them camouflaged.

I wanted to hit that, but couldn't see past her blinds.

by J.M. Spliz December 7, 2007

blinds

there's always a can of 7up next to them

This 7up taste good next to these blinds

by olex2 September 17, 2018

Blinds

A derogatory/offensive word used in the place of “curtains”. Mostly offensive towards blind people.

Guy: It’s too bright in here, close the blinds please.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.

by yungbob May 4, 2021

Blinds

A dead-end or trap, a blind corner, but also meaning anything impossible or hopeless.

"You'll hit the blinds if you try lying to the boss."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Close the blinds

To chill out or calm down

Raini close the blinds it's just a joke.

by Tinypyro June 6, 2017

bukkake blinds

Eye glasses or sunglasses worn strictly for fashion purposes and to block ejaculate from getting in the eyes during oral sex - usually a must when performing a bukkake.

Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.

Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.

by slole1 August 12, 2011

Tilting the blinds

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.

On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.

by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010