by concarrot July 8, 2010
Get the pulling a langley mug.A kind of wierd form of english, used by canadians and americans. It is mostly normal, but with freakish words thrown in, like diaper, pacifier, fall, mom etc.
by Funkoff August 18, 2003
Get the american language mug.a very independent woman who loves to laugh and makes other people laugh
it is a Zulu name and it means sun
langa is a stunning girl who is also very smart and is very caring
it is a Zulu name and it means sun
langa is a stunning girl who is also very smart and is very caring
by oliveoilcookies August 16, 2017
Get the langa mug.A mix between lane and change. usually happens when changing lanes or when lanes suddenly change without one noticing soon enough. It is potentially dangerous when one langes.
Passenger: Hey man indicate before you lange.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.
The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.
The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.
by spirimadigger January 4, 2011
Get the Lange mug.by Kisuke Urahara June 15, 2008
Get the Langua mug.A mental disease in which a human cannot text or write properly.The so called "text language"
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness
2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't
The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness
2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't
The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.
Normal Human: Dude why do you use that stupid text language? There's no point, it ruins the point of grammar, it corrupts our language, and most importantly it PISSES me off.
Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag
Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati
Infect Human: lol
Normal Human: you even reading?
Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?
Normal Human: *facepalm*
Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag
Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati
Infect Human: lol
Normal Human: you even reading?
Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?
Normal Human: *facepalm*
by The Guy That Knows Everything May 29, 2014
Get the text language mug.When travelling/studying in a foreign country, people from that country come up to you to speak your language usually merely for the sake of showing off their language skills to you or for practicing.
We were walking down the street in China when this guy came up and started telling us all about China in broken English.
by Dustin May 13, 2005
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