by Bicheniglet November 21, 2016
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.
by Stayley March 21, 2012
Get the Kyle mug.by Lil' Miss Ig'nant December 13, 2018
Get the Kyle mug.A thug who likes to eat and gain. He's amazing at certain sports, likes video games, and knows how to work his way around the ladies... Did I meantion he likes to eat?
I just saw Kyle playing LAX and staying thug.
Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.
Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.
by MarshallMathers OFFICIAL December 7, 2011
Get the Kyle mug.by Elece August 19, 2012
Get the Kyle mug.Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.
practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
by AsdaMann March 14, 2018
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